Dear Journal,

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I'm going to tell you something. There are a lot of things that I just can't figure out. Daily I'm stopped in my tracks to try to figure out how and why things happen or people do things. I bet people wonder the same things about me too. So here you have it, the top things that I just don't get.

• I really don't understand the minds of kidnappers. What in the world makes someone feel that they have the right to TAKE someone else. How in the world does that seem ok?
• Road rage. Explain to me the point of yelling really loud, making obscene signs, and being angry at someone that you don't even know. We thought talking to ourselves was weird? How about YELLING by ourselves in our cars? Hilarious.
• Perhaps my top misunderstanding is the creation of "the list". Remember how people make a list of what they want in a spouse? This is completely unbelievable to me. How dare we make a list of things that someone else has to be! As far as I'm concerned, the only person we have the right to make a "list" about is yours truly. It is so important to know what you want and what you don't want, BUT it is silly beyond belief to make a check list of how someone else has to be. That cracks me up.
• Finally, I do not understand my need to shop. I just want to every day. I don't even feel the need to buy something everyday, I just want to wander around stores. That is weird.

Ok. There you have it. I don't get it. Not at all.